oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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