No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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