Cold hands, warm shart.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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