There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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