How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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