I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
