he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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