Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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