ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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