I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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