Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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