id be glad to
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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