so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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