No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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