I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Randomize
