singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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