I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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