How'd it feel making her break her religion?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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