He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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