I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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