I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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