She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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