god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
well, you know. whores of a feather.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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