Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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