worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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