she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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