**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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