I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
