Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Send us your Text From Last Night!
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
