She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
