i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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