The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
we have officially lost it.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
More tranny stories later!
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
