You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
