ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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