Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
