Last Night in Massachusetts (978)

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  im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)

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  this is your brother

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  suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.

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  so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?

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  he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.

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  i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

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  she sounds like chewbacca in bed

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  We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.

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  Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.

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  Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?

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  So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.

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  no, didnt close...

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  What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...

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  ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have

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  a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land

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  please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"

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