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(301): View more from Maryland

If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.

(1-321): View more from Florida Space Coast

he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

no his phone, idiot.

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(512): View more from Texas

The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

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(434): View more from Virginia

ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl

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(817): View more from Texas

I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.

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