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(410): View more from Maryland

i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame

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(303): View more from Colorado

Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever

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(330): View more from Ohio

just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?

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Probably.

(216): View more from Ohio

I'm in.

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(214): View more from Texas

His apartment number was 69. I had to.

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(305): View more from Florida

I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.

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(503): View more from Oregon

His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.

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(386): View more from Florida

It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.

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