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(952): View more from Minnesota

Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.

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(256): View more from Alabama

i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.

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dude how high are you right now?

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do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.

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(330): View more from Ohio

The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind

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Well it worked

(330): View more from Ohio

Not the point

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's shedding

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I told you penises don't tan

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(989): View more from Michigan

i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen

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(740): View more from Ohio

Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move

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