belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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