she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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