You can't special order awesome
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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