I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Text me some of your sweat
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
