So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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