yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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