Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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