the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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