To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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