he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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