I didn't shave. On purpose
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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