I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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